I am NOT the mom today!

Yes there is a story behind this disgusting picture so let me explain. This is Ashli's bottle , it had milk in it and luckily I think she was done with it just in time. You see, Jaden had an "akident" on the tile. Ashli found the interesting mess and started playing in it- she came up to me in the kitchen and I immediately knew (it's that sick, sinking feeling like what am I in for now?)...Yes in case you hadn't guessed- it is poo. Green because of spinach. Ashli had it all over her hands and shirt because she had tried to wipe it off. It was on her pants and socks. Jaden had in smeared down his legs and somehow even on his upper back- don't ask me how because that is still a mystery. I walked into my bathroom and he had been trying to clean it up so there were dirty wet wipes everywhere and poo smeared all over the toilet. As I walked in my shoes were crunching because of the chex cereal that Ashli had so gratefully dumped out in there.
After stripping both kids down, getting them in the bath, dressing them both, cloroxing the tub, doing their laundry, cleaning the bathroom (Cody came home in time to help with the bathroom- lucky timing), I was exhausted! I came in the kitchen to get a drink and some sugar. when I reached for her bottle to clean it, this is what I found...I just couldn't even believe it....so I took a picture and decided it would be an interesting story- And that my friends is all in a days work. Aagh the joys of being a mom!